Friday, 1 August 2025

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Warped Technological Fever Dreams [updated version] (2023)... or "wtf'd you do that for???" lol

Well, now Warped Technological Fever Dreams has been re-released with the copyright-infringing samples replaced with new recordings, so you can buy it if you want. There are instrumental versions of all songs as well, so it may be worth it, if you like everything except my vocals haha...

https://deformedelephantsurgery.bandcamp.com/album/warped-technological-fever-dreams-updated-version

Tuesday, 1 July 2025

Selling out, episode III: revenge of the bassboosted shit... AKA Vlürch - The Time of Nightmares (2025)

So, I just released a remastered compilation album of some of my darkest and heaviest songs. It's not free because, uhhh, like... being 30 made me realise it's possible to be "leftist" and "DIY" and still be like "ok maybe money would be nice", and anyway, it's just remastered (and in some cases slightly altered) versions of old songs that you could've downloaded for free for years until I decided to become a sellout, so you're not missing anything if you ignore it... but if you're a "fan" and actually prefer these bassier versions, etc. and want to buy my shit, go ahead.

https://vlyrch.bandcamp.com/album/the-time-of-nightmares

1. The Primordial Devourer
2. Umbra
3. Coulrophobia (feat. Jared Spry)
4. 奇形と死色
5. 死屍累々たる修羅場
6. Matriphagic Parthenogone
7. The Evil Eye Virus
8. Spasmodic Cochleate Moult
9. Flesh Halo
10. Penetralia
11. 万華鏡地獄の回転木馬
12. 人間の繭
13. The Wind That Shreds Flesh
14. Detritivore
15. Reverence for the Open Mouth
16. Eclosion

Monday, 9 June 2025

Selling out, episode II: Attack of the Bandcamps

 So, my Bandcamp page ran out of free downloads. Now's your chance to easily get all of my releases (there are 69... nice🫣) conveniently in one go, although you'll have to pay... but I realised the default prices can be lowered, so you'll have to pay just 12€ for my entire discography.
https://vlyrch.bandcamp.com/

Friday, 4 April 2025

Selling out

I've decided to set some of my releases to "name your price" on Bandcamp, meaning people can pay for them if they want. No idea why anyone would, but well, I guess if you want to flaunt just how much of a trve kvlt underground hipster or whatever your are on Bandcamp, that's one way to do it since then they'd show up in your "collection" on that site lol.

https://vlyrch.bandcamp.com/music

Thursday, 27 February 2025

My last three songs (probably)

Pretty sure I'll never make any more music again, so I figured I'd release the three finished songs as singles. I won't go in detail about the reasons why I'm "retiring" from music (and everything else), but it is what it is unless a miracle happens, because it's about health. A lot of people live decades with the shit I ended up getting, but I'm not going to put up with it because it'd mean the rest of my life is painful and inconvenient, so if the medication doesn't heal it (and it won't because I was prescribed only 1/8 of the recommended dose because doctors just don't take other health issues into account)... well... you know...

Anyway, here are what will probably be my last three songs ever. Yeah, they suck, but whatever.

Virulent Vermiculation, made in the September of 2023:
https://vlyrch.bandcamp.com/track/virulent-vermiculation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhK43o-i4FU
https://www.mediafire.com/file/gp45bjuf1db9eis/Virulent_Vermiculation.mp3/file

Coprophagic Entheogenesis, made in the March of 2024:
https://vlyrch.bandcamp.com/track/coprophagic-entheogenesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRiyx03bcC8
https://www.mediafire.com/file/309gwpy78ba7kbc/Coprophagic_Entheogenesis.mp3/file

Eristic Ennui, mostly made in 2023 but vocals recorded in the January of 2025:
https://vlyrch.bandcamp.com/track/eristic-ennui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E167IG4v9HE
https://www.mediafire.com/file/tdztw0j4p1wcy7v/Eristic_Ennui.mp3/file


EDIT on the 9th of June: as I'm sure everyone guessed, I'll keep making music and stuff anyway. Probably no more solo releases, though, unless I end up putting out some remastered compilations or whatever... or if I get around to finishing the few songs I haven't finished yet, or dunno