The knight rode into the dragon's cave
with his blazing lance pointed straight forward to impale this
bloodthirsty devilish lizard, but as soon as he entered, the powerful
tail knocked him off the saddle and slammed him against the wall.
”Fear me, you monster!”, he roared
with a mighty rough voice as he lifted his weapon high. ”I shall
masturbate thee!”
The dragon laughed. ”You? Masturbate
me?! No, you have it all wrong, you pitiful little knight, for it is
you who will be masturbated tonight!”
”No!”, the knight yelled, running
around to strike his blade deep into the beast's flesh from behind,
preparing to masturbate him. With one fierce tug, he wrapped the
monster's penis around his chest and squeezed so hard that a bit of
blood bursted out from the tip. ”Feel my masturbation!”, he let
out a majestic shout.
With the man's arms firmly sliding
across the organ repeatedly, the lizard felt his strength diminish by
the minute. ”Please, stop! No more, I beg you! Stop, noble knight,
this is not your job! I'm not really the dragon who kidnapped the
prince! Please listen to me! I am the prince!” And then, the
terrifying abomination turned into a handsome man, his eyes sparkling
with authority. His passion was ignited, and so he grasped the
knight's crotch and pulled at his scrotum. ”Let me penetrate you
now that you have rescued me, just like my father commanded!”
”Your father wants you to have sex
with me?”, the knight gasped in wonder.
”No! He does not approve of our love,
but I am willing to go against his will if you are with me!”
”Yes!”, he shouted from the bottom
of his lungs, pulled down his pants and revealed his anus for the
royal baton that was still the massive size of a dragon's. ”Fuck my
ass!” He fucked his ass for hours and hours, long into the night,
and they had so many orgasms that they could feed all the starving
children in Africa for thousands of years. Then they got married and
lived happily ever after.
...don't say I didn't warn you about it being stupid. Oh, and it's not supposed to be interpreted as homophobic. Like, what the hell? How could you even think about that?! It's fucking sex between two loving men. Anyone seeing that as homophobic needs to have their politics checked out.
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