Paavo Väyrynen on kaunis + Ritual of the Pegasus

So, I didn't post about this before for some reason, probably because I forgot. It's the first song I've made with lyrics in finnish (excluding bands with other people where I wasn't the only person doing lyrics) and it's about Paavo Väyrynen, a finnish politician, and how he's supposedly beautiful and handsome, etc. which is obviously a joke. Anyway, it's pop/dance/whatever, some gay stuff like that. :P No one will ever like it, but that doesn't matter.


But yeah, I also didn't post about this new Heave the Sun track, which is named "Ritual of the Pegasus (by which the Megalith Tribes Embodied Droughts)", which is sort of like, well... something.

Molest like a walrus

Well, yeah, that's the name of a song I did... it's the gayest thing ever. :P The new Deformed Elephant Surgery album is gonna be gayer than the earlier ones, but also better. Gayness isn't a way to determine badness, obviously, when I say "it sounds gay" I mean it literally, it sounds like homosexuality. It's like 99% clean vocals and... well, listen it and you'll know. :P


Fixed kinda like semi-typos... or weirdness, mistakes, whatever they're called. The "someday" thing... o.O

My penis is 63 inches.

Well, I had already done an image of the same "subject" before, but it sucked and was completely retarded (I didn't post it in this blog at all). So anyway, while I was discussing batman-shaped penis tumors with some random guy, I thought about doing a new picture about this. He suggested making flyers of it, but I don't have a printer so that's just a tiny obstacle on the way to do that. Anyway, I did a kind of one-panel comic thingy or whatever you'd call it, and completely failed the guy's fist of manliness. For obligatory selfishness, I have to claim that the result is amazing.

It's a thumbnail, lick it!

And now I made a video of this.

A superhero named Man + Man in Egoboo

You know when so many superheroes have names with "man" in them? Well, think of the most epic superhero ever... Man. Yeah, just man. A superhero named Man. Nothing else in his name, just pure manly manliness of men. He'd have supermegastrength, a crime-preventing kit (rapist remover, drug dealer detector, murderer mutilator, etc.) and be muscular, wear a fur hat, leather pants and a denim jacket, have a hairy chest and stuff. Then he'd exclaim his manliness in every possible situation, for example when beating a rapist to death, he'd scream "Look at me and you see a MAN!!!" or when chasing a murderer, "MEN FIGHT TO DEATH IN AN HONEST BATTLE!!!"

I once made an NPC like that for a town in Egoboo, but kinda stopped because of bugs and stuff like that. It's the reason why I never finish anything... then I made a playable Man, but never posted that because I still haven't finished it. Yeah, I know, I'm way too lazy... in any case, here's what that Man looked like:

Yeah, that's supposed to be a fur hat even though it looks like hair... anyway, um, yeah, no shirt but just suspenders. That was supposed to indicate confidence or something. You know, he's not embarrassed of wearing even slight homosexuality-suggesting clothes (or rapist-suggesting?) because he's so manly that his enormous manliness makes all men look like little girls. Or something. Basically, he didn't do anything else than say things like "I'm Man and I'm very manly" and "I'm wearing tight leatherpants", etc...