Showing posts with label ^pop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ^pop. Show all posts

Sunday, 29 October 2023

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Bifrost (2023)

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I forgot to post it right after release, but it's not like anyone reads this blog anyway. Here's another single from the upcoming DES album, with guitars and bass by Gotvet (links to his stuff), just like the whole album. The album is pretty much finished except we're still waiting for some guest vocals and there's some mixing and mastering to be done, so it's still the idea to get it out there before the year ends.

So, yeah, this song has a straight-up pop chorus, which some people might not like, but others might like that but not the rest of it. Or maybe you'll hate all of it. Dunno, we thought it's a pretty good song and that it should be a single. The lyrics are all over the place in a bunch of languages, not necessarily entirely grammatically correct even though I tried my best, but well. That's the case with a lot of the songs that will be on the album, even more so than previous stuff. Languages are cool, you know? And if there's even a small chance that it'll increase the odds that more people will like the music, that's just a bonus. Not that anyone cares about the lyrics with this kind of music either way, though, but still.

Thursday, 31 May 2018

Deformed Elephant Surgery discography (free download)

Since there's a limit of 200 free downloads a month on Bandcamp and that has run out three times, I figured it's time to have somewhere that people can download all the DES albums from without having to go on potentially shady sites.


Currently, the entire discography is free to download and there is no option to pay (except for the latest single but you still shouldn't pay for it). If you want to support DES, don't.

With regards to the older stuff, please keep in mind that I started DES as a solo project when I was 15 in 2009 so everything before around 2012-2013 is absolute shit and cringily trying way too hard, etc. I regret a lot of early lyrics, song titles, etc. but the past can't be changed, and judging the late 2000s' and early 2010s' myspacegrind/myspacecore and post-myspacegrind scene(s) by 2020s' standards is kinda stupid. Don't get me wrong, it was fun at the time to just go for maximum edge and not care about anything for shits and giggles without thinking ahead for longer than a week, but it was a different time. If you like early DES, whatever, but if it's BECAUSE of the lyrics... well, please keep that to yourself and don't tell anyone about DES, ok?

I've decided to remove the download links to the first three albums. If you're into goregrind, there are thousands of artists out there who still do exactly that same type of shit, and don't try to tell me "nooo your early stuff was unique" because it was literally the most basic myspacegrind you ever heard... in fact, the worst. But since those are the albums you'll find everywhere when you google DES, unfortunately that's the legacy.

ALBUM / EP

DUG UP FROM THE GRAVE (2009)
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CORPSE CABIN (2010)
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MORBID NUCLEAR SWARM (2010)
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PARASITIC REBIRTH PROCESS (2011)

TORTURED BY DEMONS IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAYS IMAGINABLE (2011)

MUTATION (2011)

COSMIC SPHERE OF THE DYING MINDS (2011)

THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL CATACLYSM (2012)

GLUTTONOUS LESIONS OF THE UNCANNY (2012)

UBIQUITOUS ASTROLATRIC ONEIROTHEOSIS (2012)

NEUROVASCULOFEROUS EXOSKELETAL TERATOMORPHOITIS (2012)

PINK UNICORN'S EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES (2012)

SYNTHCOREVOLUTION (2013)

HORSEQUEL (2013)

THE SHAMBLES (2013)

SUGRACINE (2013)

RUSHED LIGHT ONSET (2013)

ANECDOTAL EQUINE BALLISTICS (2014)

INVISIBLE FLOATATION DEVICE (2014)
UNICORN WORSHIP (2019)
guitars and bass by Aljaž Špehar (tracks 1, 3, 5, 6, 8) and Psychstey (tracks 2, 4, 7)
 

WARPED TECHNOLOGICAL FEVER DREAMS (2023)
guitars and bass by Gotvet

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SINGLE


ENGORGING PUTRESCENT SUCCULENCE (2014)

DICK (2014)

OMNICIDAL UNICORN HYPERNOVA (2015)

THE EPITHELIUM OF THE VISCERAL GLORYHOLE (2017)

LEPIDOPTEROUS INUNDATION (2019)
guitars and bass by Psychstey
 
 NEURON ACTIVATION (2022)
 guitars and bass by Joey Mousepad
 
THE ALPINE PLANE CRASH CANNIBALISM INCIDENT (2022)
guitars and bass by Joey Mousepad

LEWD ANIME NOISES (2022)
guitars and bass by Gotvet

BIFROST (2023)
guitars and bass by Gotvet

THICC TIKTOK THOT (2024)
guitars and bass by Gotvet

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I haven't included split albums because I never got to download half of them myself, and the ones that were done directly with other artists/bands are all either available somewhere else or no longer available anywhere; I also honestly don't remember half of the splits I've done, so... yeah, that's shitty of me, but I don't remember much of my life from around the time most of the splits were done. Sorry for the inconvenience.

If anything gets deleted (Mediafire does that sometimes), let me know and I'll reupload.

Sunday, 3 August 2014

St. Kain & Wormwood - Lachrymose Mesoglea (2014)

So, here it is: my collab with Onesimus Kain. It's pretty awesome, if I can say that without sounding like half a douchebag. :3


01. Explosive Ophthalmectomy
02. web in ur brains
03. An Adam's Apple a Day Keeps the Witch Doctor Away
04. A Hand, Crumbling
05. Told You to Run
06. A Hole in One Man's Meat is Another Man's God
07. To the Bears

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So... yeah. Download it, and be like "I was among the first to download it before these guys became famous as all hell", because that's totally gonna happen. I-I mean... w-why are you l-looking at m-me like t-that? D-did I... oh. Oh. Ok.

(I might write some longer rant about how awesome it turned out and how smoothly things went collabing with Ness, but I'm not sure. Right now, though, I'm not nearly in an objective enough state of mind to do that. XD)

Thursday, 12 September 2013

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Sugracine (2013) + future plans

Yeah, this album sucks for the most part, but I still wanted to upload it everywhere and shit. Isn't that how babies are made?
01. Bepurpalusk
02. North Korea
03. Projectile Tentacle Pathogen
04. Shadows
05. Paradise
06. A Plumber's Wet Pipe Dream
07. Swaglocked in a Downbeatbox
08. Necrotizing Erotogenic Chthonophagia
09. Mermaids and Magic Wands
10. Stains (of a Princess)

Download from Mediafire or from Bandcamp

...and I messed up the order of the songs, but I was too lazy to fix it, since I already uploaded it to Mediafire and half to Bandcamp. It was supposed to be so that "Swaglocked in a Downbeatbox" and "Necrotizing Erotogenic Chthonophagia" are the other way around, but it doesn't really matter, since they both sound like absolute shit. :P

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Anyway, there will be a much better album later, not sure if this year or next, since I'm kinda slow at doing stuff that's actually even remotely good... but if you want a preview of what kind of stuff that will be, listen "Biomechanochemical Agglomeration of the Behemoths" and "SW☆G". Heaviness will vary, of course, but at least a few more songs will have kinda death metalish parts, unless I totally screw up and get tired of doing that or something.

Sunday, 3 March 2013

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Synthcorevolution (2013)

I've finished the new album, yay! It's kinda short, a little less than an hour, but I'm really proud of it.


01. Synthcorevolution
02. Lions in a Racecar Shoot-Out
03. The Skinner, the Gutter and the Boner
04. Miasmatic Ectoplasm Hallucinosis
05. Quadricephalic Heterosporous Endosymbiont
06. Cocktouch Mountain (remix)
07. Bepurpalusk
08. Apocalyptic Monument in the Sevenfold Vortex of Chaos
09. Ornamental Mummification of the Sequoian Demigods
10. Bumpreacher

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?fezx4govvd3ih2h

If you like it, please go "like" on Facebook and tell your friends to listen, etc.

And here are all those unnecessary links to all the sites I've put my stuff to, just because.
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Deformed-Elephant-Surgery/248395521849451
Bandcamp: http://deformedelephantsurgery.bandcamp.com/
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/deformedelephantsurgery
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DxExSx

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Paavo Väyrynen on kaunis + Ritual of the Pegasus

So, I didn't post about this before for some reason, probably because I forgot. It's the first song I've made with lyrics in finnish (excluding bands with other people where I wasn't the only person doing lyrics) and it's about Paavo Väyrynen, a finnish politician, and how he's supposedly beautiful and handsome, etc. which is obviously a joke. Anyway, it's pop/dance/whatever, some gay stuff like that. :P No one will ever like it, but that doesn't matter.


But yeah, I also didn't post about this new Heave the Sun track, which is named "Ritual of the Pegasus (by which the Megalith Tribes Embodied Droughts)", which is sort of like, well... something.