Deformed Elephant Surgery - Thicc TikTok Thot (2024)

Here's a new DES single! I could say "a hot new single in your area" considering it'd kinda fit the song's theme, but that'd be cringe and you're probably not in Finland and/or the Netherlands anyway.

The plan is to get this on Spotify, TikTok, etc. and start putting everything from now on on all the proper streaming sites, etc. unless it gets rejected. We'll see what happens...

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Deformed Elephant Surgery - Warped Technological Fever Dreams (2023)

 

01. Self-Aware
02. The Caecilian Mafia
03. Lewd Anime Noises (feat. Markus Karkkulainen)
04. The Blast of Pus
05. Land of Milk and Honey
06. A Necrophile's Nightmare
07. Traumatic Insemination
08. Alice in Bundaland (feat. Pop Purlieu)
09. Bifrost
10. Fucking Hell (feat. MC Endzeit)
11. Hecking Full
12. Intergalactic Unicorn Empress

You can listen as a playlist on Youtube, or as a full album video.

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Check out Gotvet's other projects too:
https://gotvet.bandcamp.com
https://youtube.com/@Gotvet
https://soundcloud.com/gotvet
https://instagram.com/gotvetmusic

Guitar solo on track #3 by Markus Karkkulainen:
https://markuskarkkulainen.bandcamp.com
https://youtube.com/@adamnex
https://instagram.com/mkarkkulainen

Guest vocals on track #8 by Pop Purlieu:
https://poppurlieu.bandcamp.com
https://soundcloud.com/poppurlieu
https://youtube.com/@willpurlieu6950

Guest vocals on track #10 by MC Endzeit:
https://mcendzeitmeta.bandcamp.com
https://www.youtube.com/@mcendzeit6953

I'm not writing much because my browser keeps crashing every time I type anything on Blogger, so yeah... just enjoy the music, or don't. If you never liked my vocals or synth stuff and whatnot, you might still like this album for Gotvet's heavy ass guitars, so give it a chance... or don't. Anyway, it's nice to finally put out a new DES album after a literal decade.

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Unicorn Worship (2019)

So, here it finally is! The tenth anniversary EP! Hopefully it being just an EP isn't too much of a disappointment for those who were expecting a full-length album, but I'm not saying it won't be expanded into one later. I'm also not saying it will be, though, because that would depend on various factors. Anyway...

1. Unicorn Worship
2. No Loli-Gagging
3. BEAR HERO
4. Lepidopterous Inundation
5. Scarlet Explosion
6. Pink Unicorn Chaos Rainbow
7. Snuff Film Casting Call
8. Cute Girls Cutting Zombies to Pieces
9. Unicorn Worship (instrumental)
10. No Loli-Gagging (instrumental)
11. BEAR HERO (instrumental)
12. Lepidopterous Inundation (instrumental)
13. Scarlet Explosion (instrumental)
14. Pink Unicorn Chaos Rainbow (instrumental)
15. Snuff Film Casting Call (instrumental)
16. Cute Girls Cutting Zombies to Pieces (instrumental)

Guitars and bass by Aljaž Špehar on tracks 1, 3, 5, 6 and 8 (Aljaž's Youtube & Twitter)
Guitars and bass by PSYCHSTEY on tracks 2, 4 and 7 (PSYCHSTEY's Bandcamp, Youtube & Twitter)

Click here to listen to the entire EP on Youtube (well, without the instrumental versions)

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This is the first (but hopefully not last) DES release with real guitars, and as you can hear, it makes a pretty huge difference not just in terms of how the songs sound but what the songs are like, and I'm really glad about that and generally thankful to Aljaž and PSYCHSTEY for collabing with me on this!

Vlürch & Silver Linings - Plastered / Waiting (2019)

So, I collabed with Silver Linings. The result is pretty dark.

01. Vlürch - Plastered with Polaroids of Dead Children (feat. Silver Linings)
02. Silver Linings - Waiting for... (feat. Vlürch)

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Basically, it's a split, but we both did something to each other's songs. More noticeably Silver Linings did guitar, some of the vocals and synth stuff in my song (as well as generally making it better) whereas I just did some vocals at a couple of parts in his song. The cover art was also split, as you can see; he did the bottom/left half and I did the top/right half.

Vlürch - 奇形と死色 (2018)

Well, here it is...

01. 奇形と死色
02. 孑孓の暃
03. The Evil Eye Virus
04. Polymorphic Mirage
05. Waxen Mooncalf
06. 蜜人
07. Spasmodic Cochleate Moult
08. Gravid Antidune
09. 虹光身
10. Mercurial Backslider
11. Astral Body Snatcher
12. 餓鬼蟲
13. Body Horror Vacui
14. Bioluminescent Cyclorama
15. System Idol Process

(Click here to listen to the album in its entirety on Youtube.)

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ATTENTION, YOUTUBE REACTORS!!! If you make album reaction videos, please react to this album! I'd really like to see people's faces and/or hear what they say when they hear some of this stuff for the first time, regardless of whether they're negative or positive reactions.

...or if you're more generally a reviewer, please review it!

Deformed Elephant Surgery discography (free download)

Since there's a limit of 200 free downloads a month on Bandcamp and that has run out three times, I figured it's time to have somewhere that people can download all the DES albums from without having to go on potentially shady sites.

Currently, the entire discography is free to download and there is no option to pay (except for the latest single but you still shouldn't pay for it). If you want to support DES, don't.

With regards to the older stuff, please keep in mind that I started DES as a solo project when I was 15 in 2009 so everything before around 2012-2013 is absolute shit and cringily trying way too hard, etc. I regret a lot of early lyrics, song titles, etc. but the past can't be changed, and judging the late 2000s' and early 2010s' myspacegrind/myspacecore and post-myspacegrind scene(s) by 2020s' standards is kinda stupid. Don't get me wrong, it was fun at the time to just go for maximum edge and not care about anything for shits and giggles without thinking ahead for longer than a week, but it was a different time. If you like early DES, whatever, but if it's BECAUSE of the lyrics... well, please keep that to yourself and don't tell anyone about DES, ok?

I've decided to remove the download links to the first three albums. If you're into goregrind, there are thousands of artists out there who still do exactly that same type of shit, and don't try to tell me "nooo your early stuff was unique" because it was literally the most basic myspacegrind you ever heard... in fact, the worst. But since those are the albums you'll find everywhere when you google DES, unfortunately that's the legacy.

ALBUM / EP

DUG UP FROM THE GRAVE (2009)

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CORPSE CABIN (2010)

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MORBID NUCLEAR SWARM (2010)

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PARASITIC REBIRTH PROCESS (2011)

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TORTURED BY DEMONS IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAYS IMAGINABLE (2011)

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MUTATION (2011)

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COSMIC SPHERE OF THE DYING MINDS (2011)

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THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL CATACLYSM (2012)

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GLUTTONOUS LESIONS OF THE UNCANNY (2012)

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UBIQUITOUS ASTROLATRIC ONEIROTHEOSIS (2012)

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NEUROVASCULOFEROUS EXOSKELETAL TERATOMORPHOITIS (2012)

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PINK UNICORN'S EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES (2012)

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SYNTHCOREVOLUTION (2013)

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HORSEQUEL (2013)

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THE SHAMBLES (2013)

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(INSTRUMENTAL)

SUGRACINE (2013)

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RUSHED LIGHT ONSET (2013)

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ANECDOTAL EQUINE BALLISTICS (2014)

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INVISIBLE FLOATATION DEVICE (2014)

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UNICORN WORSHIP (2019)

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guitars and bass by Aljaž Špehar (tracks 1, 3, 5, 6, 8) and Psychstey (tracks 2, 4, 7)

 

WARPED TECHNOLOGICAL FEVER DREAMS (2023)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

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ENGORGING PUTRESCENT SUCCULENCE (2014)

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DICK (2014)

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OMNICIDAL UNICORN HYPERNOVA (2015)

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THE EPITHELIUM OF THE VISCERAL GLORYHOLE (2017)

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LEPIDOPTEROUS INUNDATION (2019)

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guitars and bass by Psychstey

 

 NEURON ACTIVATION (2022)

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 guitars and bass by Joey Mousepad

 

THE ALPINE PLANE CRASH CANNIBALISM INCIDENT (2022)

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guitars and bass by Joey Mousepad

LEWD ANIME NOISES (2022)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

BIFROST (2023)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

THICC TIKTOK THOT (2024)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

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I haven't included split albums because I never got to download half of them myself, and the ones that were done directly with other artists/bands are all either available somewhere else or no longer available anywhere; I also honestly don't remember half of the splits I've done, so... yeah, that's shitty of me, but I don't remember much of my life from around the time most of the splits were done. Sorry for the inconvenience.

If anything gets deleted (Mediafire does that sometimes), let me know and I'll reupload.

St. Kain & Wormwood - Lachrymose Mesoglea (2014)

So, here it is: my collab with Onesimus Kain. It's pretty awesome, if I can say that without sounding like half a douchebag. :3

01. Explosive Ophthalmectomy
02. web in ur brains
03. An Adam's Apple a Day Keeps the Witch Doctor Away
04. A Hand, Crumbling
05. Told You to Run
06. A Hole in One Man's Meat is Another Man's God
07. To the Bears

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So... yeah. Download it, and be like "I was among the first to download it before these guys became famous as all hell", because that's totally gonna happen. I-I mean... w-why are you l-looking at m-me like t-that? D-did I... oh. Oh. Ok.

(I might write some longer rant about how awesome it turned out and how smoothly things went collabing with Ness, but I'm not sure. Right now, though, I'm not nearly in an objective enough state of mind to do that. XD)

Paavo Väyrynen on kaunis + Ritual of the Pegasus

So, I didn't post about this before for some reason, probably because I forgot. It's the first song I've made with lyrics in finnish (excluding bands with other people where I wasn't the only person doing lyrics) and it's about Paavo Väyrynen, a finnish politician, and how he's supposedly beautiful and handsome, etc. which is obviously a joke. Anyway, it's pop/dance/whatever, some gay stuff like that. :P No one will ever like it, but that doesn't matter.


But yeah, I also didn't post about this new Heave the Sun track, which is named "Ritual of the Pegasus (by which the Megalith Tribes Embodied Droughts)", which is sort of like, well... something.