Wednesday, 12 December 2018

Vlürch - 奇形と死色 (2018)

Well, here it is...
01. 奇形と死色
02. 孑孓の暃
03. The Evil Eye Virus
04. Polymorphic Mirage
05. Waxen Mooncalf
06. 蜜人
07. Spasmodic Cochleate Moult
08. Gravid Antidune
09. 虹光身
10. Mercurial Backslider
11. Astral Body Snatcher
12. 餓鬼蟲
13. Body Horror Vacui
14. Bioluminescent Cyclorama
15. System Idol Process

(Click here to listen to the album in its entirety on Youtube.)


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ATTENTION, YOUTUBE REACTORS!!! If you make album reaction videos, please react to this album! I'd really like to see people's faces and/or hear what they say when they hear some of this stuff for the first time, regardless of whether they're negative or positive reactions.

...or if you're more generally a reviewer, please review it!

Thursday, 31 May 2018

Deformed Elephant Surgery discography (free download)

Since there's a limit of 200 free downloads a month on Bandcamp and that just ran out the second time (IIRC the first time was after my music was posted on Total Deathcore), I figured it's time to have somewhere that people can download all the DES albums from without having to go on potentially shady sites.

To make it as clear as possible, I do NOT want your money. If you pay for my music, you're not helping me. If you want to support me, just spread the word about my shit instead.

ALBUM / EP

DUG UP FROM THE GRAVE (2009)

CORPSE CABIN (2010)

MORBID NUCLEAR SWARM (2010)

PARASITIC REBIRTH PROCESS (2011)

TORTURED BY DEMONS IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAYS IMAGINABLE (2011)

MUTATION (2011)

COSMIC SPHERE OF THE DYING MINDS (2011)

THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL CATACLYSM (2012)

GLUTTONOUS LESIONS OF THE UNCANNY (2012)

UBIQUITOUS ASTROLATRIC ONEIROTHEOSIS (2012)

NEUROVASCULOFEROUS EXOSKELETAL TERATOMORPHOITIS (2012)

PINK UNICORN'S EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES (2012)

SYNTHCOREVOLUTION (2013)

HORSEQUEL (2013)

THE SHAMBLES (2013)

SUGRACINE (2013)

RUSHED LIGHT ONSET (2013)

ANECDOTAL EQUINE BALLISTICS (2014)

INVISIBLE FLOATATION DEVICE (2014)

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SINGLE


ENGORGING PUTRESCENT SUCCULENCE (2014)

DICK (2014)

OMNICIDAL UNICORN HYPERNOVA (2015)

THE EPITHELIUM OF THE VISCERAL GLORYHOLE (2017)

LEPIDOPTEROUS INUNDATION (2019)

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I haven't included split albums because I never got to download half of them myself, and the ones that were done directly with other artists/bands are all either available somewhere else or no longer available anywhere; I also honestly don't remember half of the splits I've done, so... yeah, that's shitty of me, but I don't remember much of my life from around the time most of the splits were done. Sorry for the inconvenience.

If anything gets deleted, let me know and I'll reupload; Mediafire has deleted some of my stuff before, like "Dug Up From the Grave" at least twice, presumably for being too offensive, but also "The Transdimensional Cataclym" and "Ubiquitous Astrolatric Oneirotheosis" for some inexplicable reason, "Engorging Putrescent Succulence" for being too brutal as well as "Dick" and "The Epithelium of the Visceral Gloryhole" because they thought they were porn? I don't fucking know.

EDIT: I forgot "Invisible Floatation Device" because it's shit. Embarrassing that it's the most recent DES EP... oh well, it's not going to be the last, just... for now.

Saturday, 14 April 2018

Vlürch - Psychotronic Eschaton (2018)



1. Igniferous Aerial Juggernaut
2. The Primordial Devourer
3. Reverence for the Open Mouth
4. Deserts of Flesh
5. Psychotronic Eschaton

Click song titles to listen on Youtube. Also as a playlist, if you prefer.

Download from Bandcamp.
...or from Mediafire.

This is definitely my heaviest and noisiest album, but also the most accessible in the sense that it's probably the closest to any genre of standard metal I've ever done. The title track does push into some kind of avant-garde territory, though, I guess.

Tuesday, 20 March 2018

Vlürch - 黑魔經 (2016) + Kenosis (remastered) (2018)

Somehow I forgot to post the 2016 album, 黑魔經, when I finished it in the October of that year, even though it's almost certainly my best album ever. I'm not sure how I managed to do that... and by "that" I mean both the album and forgetting to post about it. Well, here it is now, a year and a half late.

黑魔經

Click song titles to listen on Youtube individually, or click here for the playlist.
01. Hellmouthgasm
02. 黑魔經
03. Postmodern Perspectives on Postmortem Penetration
04. Necromantic Haruspex
05. Leathermen of God
06. 無限快楽
07. 臟渦
08. Love Doll Love Triangle
09. Abscission
10. Black Mass Media Circus

Download from Bandcamp: click here
...or Mediafire: click here

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I also decided to remaster the 2014 album, Kenosis. Now it sounds a lot better, or at least louder. New album art, too, an edit of a famous painting of Jesus, which is somewhat more fitting considering the religious themes of the album. Whether it's pro-religious or anti-religious is up to the listener to decide, within reasonable limits.

Kenosis (remastered)

Click song titles to listen on Youtube; it's the full album, so the links are (approximately) to the beginning of each song.
01. Samsara
02. Manala
03. Pandora Deliria
04. Rahu
05. The Cloven Visitor
06. Apotheosis
07. Kenosis
08. Naraka

Download from Bandcamp: click here
...or Mediafire: click here

The song Naraka is slightly shorter than originally; I cut the kinda random pop-ish part with clean vocals because it felt a little out of place. The title track also has a small change in the buildup to the chorus (if it can be called that), giving it more impact.