Vlürch - Numen (2020)

So, here's my newest album! I'm really proud of how it turned out.

1. Ouroboros

2. The Day the Sun Will Rise from the West

3. The Cycle of Deicide

4. Grotesque Florescent Symphysy

5. Carnal Mandala

6. Numen

7. Adorcism

8. Feeding the Demiurge

9. Iridescent Manifestation of the Celestial Serpent

10. The Night the Sun Will Set in the East

11. Enlightenment and Annihilation

 

Listen the full album on Youtube or as a playlist, or click on the song titles to listen to them individually.

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Hopefully someone likes it!

Vlürch - Tangle (2019)

So, I finished a new album and decided to put it out on my 25th birthday because I'm selfish like that. It's my first album where there's no logo or album title in the art, simply because I couldn't cram them anywhere without it looking like total shit.

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Vlürch & Silver Linings - Plastered / Waiting (2019)

So, I collabed with Silver Linings. The result is pretty dark.

01. Vlürch - Plastered with Polaroids of Dead Children (feat. Silver Linings)
02. Silver Linings - Waiting for... (feat. Vlürch)

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Basically, it's a split, but we both did something to each other's songs. More noticeably Silver Linings did guitar, some of the vocals and synth stuff in my song (as well as generally making it better) whereas I just did some vocals at a couple of parts in his song. The cover art was also split, as you can see; he did the bottom/left half and I did the top/right half.

Vlürch - 奇形と死色 (2018)

Well, here it is...

01. 奇形と死色
02. 孑孓の暃
03. The Evil Eye Virus
04. Polymorphic Mirage
05. Waxen Mooncalf
06. 蜜人
07. Spasmodic Cochleate Moult
08. Gravid Antidune
09. 虹光身
10. Mercurial Backslider
11. Astral Body Snatcher
12. 餓鬼蟲
13. Body Horror Vacui
14. Bioluminescent Cyclorama
15. System Idol Process

(Click here to listen to the album in its entirety on Youtube.)

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ATTENTION, YOUTUBE REACTORS!!! If you make album reaction videos, please react to this album! I'd really like to see people's faces and/or hear what they say when they hear some of this stuff for the first time, regardless of whether they're negative or positive reactions.

...or if you're more generally a reviewer, please review it!

Deformed Elephant Surgery discography (free download)

Since there's a limit of 200 free downloads a month on Bandcamp and that has run out three times, I figured it's time to have somewhere that people can download all the DES albums from without having to go on potentially shady sites.

Currently, the entire discography is free to download and there is no option to pay (except for the latest single but you still shouldn't pay for it). If you want to support DES, don't.

With regards to the older stuff, please keep in mind that I started DES as a solo project when I was 15 in 2009 so everything before around 2012-2013 is absolute shit and cringily trying way too hard, etc. I regret a lot of early lyrics, song titles, etc. but the past can't be changed, and judging the late 2000s' and early 2010s' myspacegrind/myspacecore and post-myspacegrind scene(s) by 2020s' standards is kinda stupid. Don't get me wrong, it was fun at the time to just go for maximum edge and not care about anything for shits and giggles without thinking ahead for longer than a week, but it was a different time. If you like early DES, whatever, but if it's BECAUSE of the lyrics... well, please keep that to yourself and don't tell anyone about DES, ok?

I've decided to remove the download links to the first three albums. If you're into goregrind, there are thousands of artists out there who still do exactly that same type of shit, and don't try to tell me "nooo your early stuff was unique" because it was literally the most basic myspacegrind you ever heard... in fact, the worst. But since those are the albums you'll find everywhere when you google DES, unfortunately that's the legacy.

ALBUM / EP

DUG UP FROM THE GRAVE (2009)

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CORPSE CABIN (2010)

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MORBID NUCLEAR SWARM (2010)

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PARASITIC REBIRTH PROCESS (2011)

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TORTURED BY DEMONS IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAYS IMAGINABLE (2011)

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MUTATION (2011)

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COSMIC SPHERE OF THE DYING MINDS (2011)

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THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL CATACLYSM (2012)

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GLUTTONOUS LESIONS OF THE UNCANNY (2012)

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UBIQUITOUS ASTROLATRIC ONEIROTHEOSIS (2012)

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NEUROVASCULOFEROUS EXOSKELETAL TERATOMORPHOITIS (2012)

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PINK UNICORN'S EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES (2012)

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SYNTHCOREVOLUTION (2013)

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HORSEQUEL (2013)

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THE SHAMBLES (2013)

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(INSTRUMENTAL)

SUGRACINE (2013)

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RUSHED LIGHT ONSET (2013)

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ANECDOTAL EQUINE BALLISTICS (2014)

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INVISIBLE FLOATATION DEVICE (2014)

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UNICORN WORSHIP (2019)

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guitars and bass by Aljaž Špehar (tracks 1, 3, 5, 6, 8) and Psychstey (tracks 2, 4, 7)

 

WARPED TECHNOLOGICAL FEVER DREAMS (2023)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

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ENGORGING PUTRESCENT SUCCULENCE (2014)

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DICK (2014)

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OMNICIDAL UNICORN HYPERNOVA (2015)

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THE EPITHELIUM OF THE VISCERAL GLORYHOLE (2017)

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LEPIDOPTEROUS INUNDATION (2019)

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guitars and bass by Psychstey

 

 NEURON ACTIVATION (2022)

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 guitars and bass by Joey Mousepad

 

THE ALPINE PLANE CRASH CANNIBALISM INCIDENT (2022)

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guitars and bass by Joey Mousepad

LEWD ANIME NOISES (2022)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

BIFROST (2023)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

THICC TIKTOK THOT (2024)

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guitars and bass by Gotvet

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I haven't included split albums because I never got to download half of them myself, and the ones that were done directly with other artists/bands are all either available somewhere else or no longer available anywhere; I also honestly don't remember half of the splits I've done, so... yeah, that's shitty of me, but I don't remember much of my life from around the time most of the splits were done. Sorry for the inconvenience.

If anything gets deleted (Mediafire does that sometimes), let me know and I'll reupload.

Vlürch - 黑魔經 (2016) + Kenosis (remastered) (2018)

Somehow I forgot to post the 2016 album, 黑魔經, when I finished it in the October of that year, even though it's almost certainly my best album ever. I'm not sure how I managed to do that... and by "that" I mean both the album and forgetting to post about it. Well, here it is now, a year and a half late.

黑魔經

Click song titles to listen on Youtube individually, or click here for the playlist.
01. Hellmouthgasm
02. 黑魔經
03. Postmodern Perspectives on Postmortem Penetration
04. Necromantic Haruspex
05. Leathermen of God
06. 無限快楽
07. 臟渦
08. Love Doll Love Triangle
09. Abscission
10. Black Mass Media Circus

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I also decided to remaster the 2014 album, Kenosis. Now it sounds a lot better, or at least louder. New album art, too, an edit of a famous painting of Jesus, which is somewhat more fitting considering the religious themes of the album. Whether it's pro-religious or anti-religious is up to the listener to decide, within reasonable limits.

Kenosis (remastered)

Click song titles to listen on Youtube; it's the full album, so the links are (approximately) to the beginning of each song.
01. Samsara
02. Manala
03. Pandora Deliria
04. Rahu
05. The Cloven Visitor
06. Apotheosis
07. Kenosis
08. Naraka

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The song Naraka is slightly shorter than originally; I cut the kinda random pop-ish part with clean vocals because it felt a little out of place. The title track also has a small change in the buildup to the chorus (if it can be called that), giving it more impact.

Vlürch - Viral Menticide (2017)

Yeah, that's Comic Sans in the album art.

01. Hidden Tornado Escalator
02. Ouroboric Phantasmagoria
03. Viral Menticide
04. The Great Pelvic Horn
05. Mother Nature
06. Fun City (feat. my dad)
07. Flesh Halo
08. 密室
09. Napalm Rimjob
10. Hogtied Prayer Technique
11. Magnetic Signpost Hallucination
Click on song titles to listen on Youtube.

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I was worried I wouldn't finish an album this year, but I did. Just in time for Finland's 100th independence day, too, even though I forgot to post it in this blog. Whether any of the songs are actually listenable is another matter entirely, though... but I'm still proud of how this turned out; well, at least certain parts of certain songs, anyway.

St. Kain & Wormwood - Lachrymose Mesoglea (2014)

So, here it is: my collab with Onesimus Kain. It's pretty awesome, if I can say that without sounding like half a douchebag. :3

01. Explosive Ophthalmectomy
02. web in ur brains
03. An Adam's Apple a Day Keeps the Witch Doctor Away
04. A Hand, Crumbling
05. Told You to Run
06. A Hole in One Man's Meat is Another Man's God
07. To the Bears

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So... yeah. Download it, and be like "I was among the first to download it before these guys became famous as all hell", because that's totally gonna happen. I-I mean... w-why are you l-looking at m-me like t-that? D-did I... oh. Oh. Ok.

(I might write some longer rant about how awesome it turned out and how smoothly things went collabing with Ness, but I'm not sure. Right now, though, I'm not nearly in an objective enough state of mind to do that. XD)

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Anecdotal Equine Ballistics (2014)

I've finished a new EP! It's pretty short, but I've been kinda busy with other things, so whatever.

01. Accidental Equine Transvection
02. Equilibration of the Crystallized Spirits
03. Intersex Lotus Juxtaposition
04. Transfigurative Iridescent Desiccation
Click the song names to listen on Youtube.

Download for free from Bandcamp, clicky-clicky-click. I also included instrumental versions of all the songs.

Heave the Sun - Perditionism (2013)

I'm really proud of this album, especially because it's the most black metalish stuff I've ever done, although not just black metal. There are a few parts with clean vocals, so if you hate that, well, you don't have to listen those songs.

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01. Mouthful of Festering Goat Entrails
02. Putrescent Stench of a Tomb
03. Intracranial Tongue Swarm
04. An Industrial Abyss
05. The Lair of Inbred Devil Worshippers
06. Monolithopedion
07. Necrophilic Ritual of Black Death

So, if you like this album, tell your friends about it, post it in your blog if you have one, blah blah blah, etc. Obviously, no one will ever even download it, so I'm just wasting my time typing this here. But if you do like it, don't be ashamed of that. It's nothing to be ashamed of if you like my music! Ok, maybe it is, but whatever.

Heave the Sun - Ritual Metamorphoses (2012)

Even though I hadn't been posting anything about doing a new Heave the Sun album, well, that's what's finished now. :P Well, an EP, I suppose. An EP that's an hour long. Yeah, it's a full-length album, okay? Although, only half of the songs are new, the rest are remastered/re-recorded versions of older songs, including a 20 minutes long version of "Feeding the Demiurge". I'm sure someone will like it. If not, well, it's okay.

01. Four-Dimensional Fractal Maze
02. Ritual of the Pegasus (by Which the Megalith Tribes Embodied Droughts)
03. Miniature Sphinx
04. Metamorphosis of the Prophet to Light
05. Violent Surgical Prophecy
06. Feeding the Demiurge

...and download: http://www.mediafire.com/?izqcbolj5b65a76

Of course, I've uploaded all of the songs to Youtube, so click the song names if you want to listen them there.

I'm pretty proud of it, especially the song "Violent Surgical Prophecy", since it kind of turned out the way I wanted it to be, instead of just something that was a fail at something and an unintentional success at something else.

If anyone has a music blog and they want to post this, please do, or if you just want to tell your friends who might like it, tell them, since, you know, that'd be nice, since I'm a selfish asshole. Yeah, wanting people to listen my music makes me a selfish asshole. That's not my logic, but everyone else's, apparently... since it makes me a "mainstream person" in some fucked up way. Oh well. :P

Deformed Elephant Surgery - Neurovasculoferous Exoskeletal Teratomorphoitis (2012)

Yep, I just finished the new Deformed Elephant Surgery album. It's pretty much a sort of... well, a few new songs, a few remastered older ones, etc. and I'm not really proud of how it all fits together, but you know... it's better to have a shitload of stuff for a full-length than a few good songs for an EP. That's what I think, at least, when doing stuff. Anyway... so, yeah.

Track list:
01. Diabolical Corpse Predator (Apocalypse Edit)
02. Burning Bush Monkey
03. Mutated Space Dog Priapism
04. Lungfucked to Life
05. Celestial Alignment in Remembrance of the Monumental Disfiguration
06. The Helioambulist
07. Molest Like a Walrus
08. Chug Chug Wub Wub (Extended)
09. Phallus Mortis: Tribulation of the Headless Mortician
10. Sandalphon's Hieroincarnation Through Arterioparasitic Neurovascularization
11. Manmade Hypersexual Abomination
12. Diabolical Corpse Predator (Orchestral)
13. Mutation (Orchestral)

Download by clicking this tiny little text here. It's 320 kbps, obviously, if that's not obvious for everyone already.

You can listen a few songs on Youtube:
Burning Bush Monkey
Chug Chug Wub Wub (Extended)
Molest Like a Walrus

CHUG CHUG WUB WUB + some sorta update thingy

I should probably have posted this here, since it seems like only very few people listen it otherwise... not that any more would if I post it here. Anyway, yeah, it's just an extended version of the song "Chug Chug Wub Wub", some remastering and stuff (mostly making it heavier/more brutal/whatever) and mostly re-recorded vocals with new lyrics that aren't as ridiculous and stupid.


Also, there's gonna be a new Deformed Elephant Surgery album as soon as I get enough inspiration to do a few more new songs; right now, I've done two that are completely new, one that was on the split with Skull Incision (you can download it here) and this one, a remastered version of "Diabolical Corpse Predator" and an orchestral version of "Mutation", which isn't necessarily finished yet... if I'd just manage to make it epic instead of calming, that'd be awesome but... you know, it's hard to do something epic from something that isn't epic without changing it too much to be considered the same thing. :P

But yeah, probably at least 3 more new songs and something, then it'll be done.

Heave the Sun - Empyreal Obtenebration

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http://www.mediafire.com/?8oit90nu2fprsut

Track list:
01. Empyreal Obtenebration [X]
02. Feeding the Demiurge [X]
03. Otherworldly Reinvigoration [X]
04. March Across the Corpse Meadows [X]
05. Four-Dimensional Fractal Maze [X]
06. Living Shadows of Abraxas [X]
07. Venom of the Seraphim [X]

The whole album is 1 hour and 7 minutes long. (Click the things next to song names to listen on Youtube)

I'm really proud of the whole album, although some of the clean vocals could be better... but that's because I got a bit lazy and wanted to put this album for people to listen as soon as possible. That's the same thing that happens every goddamn time I make any album; the one night when I don't sleep and in the morning I'm fucking tired, then I decide "oh well it's finished, no one will notice that a few parts are hastily done" and then I regret it. Anyway, it's not like I'd regret already uploading this much, just that tiny bit about the vocals in a few of the tracks. But that's just a tiny little flaw which doesn't really bother me, so if it bothers anyone who listens, well, there's nothing you could do to fix it. :P But yeah, the clean vocals especially may need a bit getting used to if you're strictly a metalhead, since... well, you'll hear. I'm not gonna start explaining anything about my vocals or anything else in details, because I'm not that selfish... although like I said, I'm proud of the whole album; vocals included. Especially two of the songs ("Feeding the Demiurge" and "Venom of the Seraphim") are awesome in my own opinion. Sure, I could've made them better if I'd have spent more time mastering and stuff like that, but that's annoying and it's not meant to be perfectly clean; I don't want to be accused of overproductiveness or anything like that. Not that it'd be even near... but you know what I mean. Since there's a lot of non-metal stuff (especially in "Feeding the Demiurge"), it might be a bit disappointing to people who only like metal and are expecting something a lot heavier. If you're one of those people, well, this album isn't for you, although some of the songs are entirely death metal-rooted if that's an appropiate thing to say, since I started all of them as psychedelic ambient folk or whatever, and then just "expanded" them. Anyhow, you're probably not gonna like it, but if you do, go to "like" on Facebook, please.  It'd mean a lot to me to see if anyone actually enjoys this stuff.

If you're wondering about what language I'm singing: english. It's just that I can't pronounce for shit... so it sounds weird. :P Well, of course it's partially intentional, since the "style" of the vocals is what it is, which easily makes things hard to understand. But yeah, it's all in english.

The new Deformed Elephant Surgery album, "Ubiquitous Astrolatric Oneirotheosis"

Well, so I finished doing the new album, and thought "Ubiquitous Astrolatric Oneirotheosis" was a fitting name for it, googled it, found nothing... and that's how it ended up being that. Anyway, I uploaded a few of the songs on Youtube:


And you probably want to download the whole album if you like those songs, and that's what this link is here for:

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(along with "The Transdimensional Cataclysm")

I also did album art, which you already saw on those videos, but it won't hurt to put it here as well so you can see the whole thing in full size, although it's also included in the download, but well.